fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien
i was wondering why the plural of moose isn’t meese so i searched it up
"oh wow look at those majestic same"
so apparently it means that the plural of moose is moose hence ‘same’ and i just
starbucks cashier: how can i help you
me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.